Mr.Nerd

 “Mr. Nerd is the James Bond of coffee—dark, bold, and smooth, but with a chocolatey sweetness that keeps you coming back for more. One sip and you’ll feel like you just joined an elite coffee club where the password is ‘extra toasty.’ This roast isn’t here to play games—it’s here to kick-start your day, roast your doubts, and make your taste buds salute. Warning: May cause overconfidence and spontaneous evil villain laughs.”